...
that Russia is a threat against Sweden.
Since everyone in Russia is just sitting
around, waiting for the signal to invade some country, and since Sweden has so
many natural resources and on top of it all, is strategically simply exquisite,
we will obviously be the first in a long list of countries, that Russia will
attack. That´s for sure. Proven, stamped and archived.
...
that Russian submarines are present in the archipelago of Stockholm.
In the
80's when our country was being paralyzed with fear due to similar testimonies,
the "Soviet submarines" turned out to be ... minks ... and possibly
some NATO submarines too ... but THIS TIME the testimonies are most certainly
correct, because everyone has seen photographic evidence which, as clear as
mud, shows that it was specifically a RUSSIAN submarine, and that this
submarine was located specifically in the Stockholm archipelago. That the
alleged emergency call to Kaliningrad was pure fable has nothing to do with it.
Everyone knows that. And the fact that Dutch submarines, for some reason, are
moving around in Swedish waters; that is nothing to snag on.
...
that Putin is all-powerful.
We,
here in this elongated and oh so informed country of Sweden, have done our
homework regarding the power structure in Russia. There's actually not much to
know really. Putin is in control. All other politicians and entrepreneurs in
this huge country are just puppets who have no authority what so ever. It's amazing
really, when you think about it. That one person alone is capable of ruling a
country that is laid out over no less than NINE time zones and with a whole
plethora of different ethnic groups and interests. That he is making all the
decisions, all by himself. That is nothing less than phenomenal! Putin is
indeed synonymous with Russia! Everyone knows that.
...
that Putin wants to create a new Soviet empire.
Sure.
Russia´s, or one might say Putin´s, military forces have really ravaged wildly
over the world and in their actions killed hundreds of thousands or
perhaps millions of civilians and collapsed several governments in recent
decades. They have created chaos and havoc wherever they have set foot and they
have exploited and grabbed all the wealth in the countries they have occupied
... Or how was it now ... maybe we have mixed up the different empires a little
bit, but that´s a trifle really, because everyone knows that if only Russia had
had the chance, they would have acted EXACTLY the same. And if they had done
so, it WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN OK!
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that elections in Russia are rigged.
That is
something we just know. There is no need for any proof. That´s how it is with
elections in Russia, and that´s how it will always be. The fact that the
Russians (i.e. Putin), because of all accusations about rigged elections, put
up cameras in all polling stations across the country, to prove that everything
went by the book, does not matter. Not enough proof. And the fact that Putin is
very popular among HIS people - and that the majority (75% or so) might have
voted for him if the election would have been honest - that´s not the point
here. As long as the Russian president is not accepted, and, most preferably
selected, by the West, so elections will simply be seen as illegitimate.
...
that all the real Russians, all Russians that count, dislike Putin.
Although
we've never been to Russia and asked around among the people there what they
really think, we have indeed met a couple of emigrated Russians here in Sweden
and BOTH of them were very unhappy with the life they had in Russia. Things are
different here in Sweden. Everyone knows that all the Swedes who emigrate,
really most of all would like to stay because they are SO INCREDABLY PLEASED
with everything you can ever imagine here in Sweden. That's why they
leave.
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that Russia is a little behind (250 years or so) in development (due to the
Mongols).
It's
very easy to figure that one out. All countries must follow the same trend
line. If a country suddenly starts to deviate from this line, well then of
course, it goes without saying, that they have strayed from the only existing
developmental possibility and thus they fall behind. For time stands still
outside this line. Everyone knows that!
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that Mikhail Gorbachev was the best thing that happened to Russia / Soviet
Union.
The
fact that the Russians themselves claim that he was the greatest disaster that
the country could suffer ... well, what can you say. They're a little wacky
those Russians. We probably know a little bit better what is good for them and
not. For crying out loud.
...
that it's ok to boo a person just because he or she is Russian.
Except
if this person is gay, black, or a Jew... Then it's obviously not ok, considering
what the poor things have endured throughout history. It wasn´t long ago when a
black person could be prosecuted and punished without the slightest evidence.
Just because he or she was black! Shameful, is what we think about that.
Note
that this text is a parody of all those popular and massively ignorant opinions that seem to have been adopted by the masses and so the text is meant to awaken my
fellow country men and women from this mass hypnosis, caused by our lovely mainstream media.
